Ok... so it's been quite a while since I've made any new cartoons and it's been since never that any of them were actually that funny to begin with.

Years ago, I animated on a shitty iMac G4 that couldn't sync sound for shit, I used a mouse, and had a short attention span that typically lead to me rushing through the whole process of making a cartoon. Like I said, that was years ago.

Today seems to be the perfect day to start anew. I have a 10 hour long night job that allows me long spans of free time at a computer meant for graphics and design and what-have-you and I also have a tablet and a for serious not illegal copy of a very recent flash.

Most of all, thanks to my best friend in the world, I have actual content that has great potential for becoming very funny cartoons.

All of that other stuff I've submitted in the past is going to be a pile of turds when I'm done with this newest flash.

Get ready...